Goosebumps Say Cheese and Die Again Fanfiction

Alert:  This book deals with body images issues big fourth dimension, and information technology's pretty uncomfortable. It's a bit late to put this here but it's worth noting in advance.

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Well at that place'southward something you should know, then I'm gonna tell you lot so

Don't sweat information technology, forget it, savour the show

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IT'Due south SEQUEL Time!

PREVIOUSLY ON GOOSEBUMPS:

Greg found a camera in a hobo'southward firm, but it told the futurity and made information technology bad. He and his friend Shari put it back, but the hobo dude said he won't let them exit cuz he made the photographic camera or whatever. But Greg snapped a pic, and Spidey the hobo died of fear. Now it's a year afterward. Will Greg exist able to face the photographic camera once more? Will I survive this sequel?

Say Cheese and Die-Again!

Comprehend:I ever loved the skeleton theme these books have. This i is great. Gotta love Greg'southward shirt.

Front end Tagline: Think negative…real negative (This makes no sense unless you read the volume)

Back Tagline:"Motion picture perfect nightmare"

Summary:

The book starts with Greg in his English form being called upon by Mr. Saur, his English teacher, to written report about what he did last summer.

…FALL

DON'T PULL A Return OF THE MUMMY ON ME BITCH

Greg narrates what happened to him last FALL with the evil photographic camera, which then results in him being given an "F" on his assignment. Greg insists to his teacher that it'due south truthful. Mr. Saur challenges Greg to prove his story by showing him the evil camera. Greg is desperate to visit his cousins in the summertime and in society to exercise so, he must improve his grades in English language.

He talks virtually this with Shari, Doug and Micheal, and I hope you enjoy this scene, equally you never see Doug or Micheal ever over again!

They say he shouldn't get the camera, as it kind of KILLED A GUY Final Time.

Then of grade greg-

Goes to get it.

…

Dude

It killed a guy

Hurt your dad

Hurt Doug

Fabricated shari vanish

And you get information technology FOR A  Class?!

Later on that dark, Greg visits the Coffman House and upon his arrival, he discovers that the firm has been cleared out. While searching for the camera in the debris, a kid named Jon catches him, thinking Greg is a thief.

He soon realizes that this is not the case. Greg learns that Jon is the son of the new owner of the Coffman house.

Greg finally finds the camera under a raccoon's dead body (what) and Jon becomes curious as to why Greg is interested in it. Greg says that he must prove it in class. Jon on the other hand, becomes interested in keeping the photographic camera. While fighting for the camera, Greg accidentally snaps Jon'due south flick. The photo then shows a long carpenter nail through Jon'south foot. Jon thinks that the camera is a joke and Greg asks if he can borrow it for a while.

Jon then runs off to find his father; however, he steps on a carpenter blast as predicted in the photograph. Jon then is rushed to the infirmary.

Yikes. Harsh!

So since Greg hospitalized someone, he decided to –

Take information technology to school. But of class.

the next day, Greg goes to school and is defenseless past Shari on the mode. Greg tries to hide the camera from Shari unsuccessfully. They have an argument about Greg bringing the camera to schoolhouse.

Expect…shari really sees why this is an atrocious idea? YAY!

This results in Greg accidentally snapping a picture of Shari while they fight for the camera. The picture then develops and appears to be a negative, leading the two to believe that the camera is broken. Shari then grabs the camera-

Well there goes my respect for her-

and takes a picture show of Greg, which so develops into a picture of Greg appearing to await like an obese person.

…this better not  pb to what I retrieve it is. Greg and so goes to English grade, excited to show Mr. Saur his camera as proof for his assignment. He is welcomed by Mr. Saur's substitute, which makes him upset.

Well, I estimate he'll just requite it to the sub, thus proving himself, and the sub volition tell saur in his re-

Greg simply sulks abroad. Nevermind.

The next morning, Greg wakes up to find himself fatter in his pajamas. His mom disagrees, proverb that his pajamas are always likewise tight for him. Greg finds out in school that Shari has lost weight. Over the post-obit days, Shari loses more than weight while Greg gains more.

And then in brusque:

LOLHE'Due south Fatty. GET It. HE'S Fatty. Information technology'Southward FUNNY LOL

At 1 indicate, he runs into shari. She is very skinny, and so…her brim falls down.

HER SKIRT FALLS DOWN? At least they will be0\-

Calm about her brim falling down.

…FUCK THIS BOOK

You cannot have a GIRL's skirt fall down, thus showing her 12 year old panties, and arrive seem normal?!

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Mr. Saur arrives the post-obit 24-hour interval and Greg shows him the photographic camera which he ignores. He then makes his final decision, which is to give Greg a failing mark. Greg'due south parents insist that his weight proceeds is the outcome of some allergic reaction to something he ate.

Yeah, allergies make y'all look like the goodyear blimb. Shari and Greg, desperate for a solution, realize that if they make Greg's photo negative, in that location might be a gamble of returning to their normal bodies.

You may exist request: why can't they tear information technology upwards like in the first one? Well, they discuss that. Greg thinks information technology only worked cuz Shari vanished, and if they do information technology at present, they may dice or something.

There you go.

They rush to a photo shop where Greg'due south brother works. They discover him and plead with him to opposite their pictures. Greg offers him all of his allowance, which his brother accepts. Greg's blood brother then reverses the pictures and the following day, Greg and Shari return to their normal bodies.

To quote troy: WHAT A CLIMAX

And then the next day, Greg-

Brings…the photographic camera to school..

Fuck you lot kid. This affair has made you fat,, injure a guy, killed a guy, injure your friends, and has made everyone you know suffer.

Twist Ending:

Mr. Saur takes the camera and insists on taking a film of Greg with his entire course. He then snaps the photo.

Well thank you Greg, you're need for a grade doomed your entire class. .

TV Episode:

You may recall that the writers once once again took an awful book and made it proficient.

Nope.. the episode sucks too!

Get-go, they replaced every actor with worse ane. And of course they take a flashback with the other Darrin,

Information technology's just cheesy…In a bad mode. The acting and furnishings are BAD, fifty-fifty past Goosebumps standards. Seriously, they don't even TRY.

Fatty Greg just looks like they stuffed a bunch of pillows up his shirt. And I swear they TRIED to make Skinny Shari as bad as possible!  They but fabricated her greyness. Lame.

As for the changes…no bird. Great, I bet if they did a tertiary one, the only character would exist the actual photographic camera.  Jon is never named,  infact, I don't know if it was meant to be him. An adult shows up proverb this is individual property. Oh and Greg snaps his pic to distract him. Asshole!

No nail, he merely falls through the floor. And then yes, this episode is only as bad equally the book. Is there anything I like?

The guy who plays Saur is a hammy delight. Oh and I love the ending.

Greg brings the matter to school, and saur takes a pic of just himself. His pilus falls out, and every laughs  every bit we run across the picture of him bald. Crawly.

The distressing affair is, this had the same manager as the wonderful Welcome to camp nightmare, Ron oliver. Wow.

Overall, this was a bad episode of an even worse book.

Notable Lines:  "Say cheese…and die!"

Useless Fact: this book isn't very skillful (UPDATE: At that place's a bit where Greg calls the bullies Sumo ane and Sumo 2, which is removed in the ebook. Yeah, I get why, since they couldn't get rid of the main fatty shaming due to taking up the entire damn plot)

(UPDATE 2: Every bit information technology turns out, the changes went way deep. They tried their best to tone things stuff, removing mentions of weight and detailed things all over. It still feels kinda futile to me, as it's withal baked into the very plot. When I re-read this for out of context stuff, prior to getting the physical thing, it was uncomfortable to read so these changes didn't really exercise much to set the big stuff. I become it, they had to put these all out and then they did what they could. Maybe they should have put a warning, as awkward as that would be to have on one of these. Whatsoever)

Concluding Thoughts:

This ane is so bad. The plot is full of holes, the characters are idiots, the writing is lame, and it'southward just awful. I hate fat jokes and this is i long fat joke. I can't say If it's offensive, just information technology feels similar it If they all go is LOLHE'SFATANDIT'SFUNNY in all seriousness. They paint it like it's a horrible affair but they also make low-cal of information technology. It'south written In a funny way but painted as serious. I go this is a funny book rather than a scary i…but a guy getting fat is non funny. Information technology's …just not. The first one was serious and that is why it worked. Oh and that brim scene…ugh. This  book can go rot in hell.

Form: D+

UPDATED Terminal THOUGHTS:

While I wouldn't exactly get all yell-y now, I'm still kind of angry at this ane. Information technology bends over backwards but to become the plot started, leading to Greg beingness pretty terrible. I mean, afterwards subsequently all this bad crap happens, he keeps wanting to have the camera.

In that location'southward even some minor bad moments, similar when ane student is doing a written report and he goes on most how boring it is merely cuz he's impatient waiting for his turn, then when Shari'due south brim falls down he says normally he would be mocking her but isn't due to the circumstances. I know friends josh each other simply in this context information technology just adds to how suddenly awful he is.

Oh and the fat thing is bad of form. If I had to throw out positives, the pacing is okay, ramping upwardly decently and not having quite as much filler equally others. John getting the nail in his foot was a decent scare, and I like how they kept up the running gag of Greg's Mom making food that is mistaken for dissimilar nutrient. It's non frequently small things like that are kept in sequels.

Otherwise, this sequel is especially bad. It really makes even happier that Die Screaming gave united states Julie instead of Greg.. Because he and this volume both suck.

UPDATED RATING: Bad

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